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Don't hurt him or he'll cry...:-(
{WYA}THORVYN on 02/06/01
  • Wanted for:     Lewd Complaining in Public
  • Special Circumstances: Capital Offense

    Thorvyn (aka Bottle Boy) is known to do most
    of his incessant whining in UPPER CASE letters


    This graphic image was captured on the Stuffed Cats Inc. .56 server during the early evening of February 6, 2001 while the suspect was throwing an incredibly annoying tantrum.


  • Distinguishing Characteristics:
         Multi-colored pacifier in mouth
         Runny nose and tear stained cheeks

    WANTED

  • aka: Slime Boy himself...
    {WYA}THORVYN
  • Wanted for:     Felonious Whining
  • Special Circumstances: Capital Offense

    Thorvyn (aka Slime Boy) is known to do most
    of his complaining in UPPER CASE letters


    Consider this suspect to be dangerously chatty and extremely annoying at all times!



  • Suspect's voice sample: "Thorvyn Voice"


    WANTED

  • Also wanted for felonious whining...
    CHRONOS
  • Wanted for:     Cruelty to Animals
  • Current Charges: Catricide - Multiple Counts


    Consider this suspect to be armed and extremely dangerous!


    WANTED

  • Hide your children from this man!
    BARKEEP
  • Wanted for:     Cruelty to Animals
  • Current Charges: Catricide and Kitten Napping


    Consider this suspect to be armed and extremely dangerous!


    WANTED

  • Always promising us a great new website...
    ZOOB
  • Wanted for:     Providing Dangerous
                                 Technology to Known
                                 Incompetents
  • Current Charges: Felony Bandwidth Abuse


    Although not considered particularly dangerous, avoid direct contact with this suspect and call the DCPD HotLine as soon as possible.


    WANTED

  •      RANDOM       aka:MR.POOPY PANTS

    DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS

  • Wanted for:     Possessing an ego that will                              not fit in a single character
  • Current Charges: Impersonating a                                       Dead Cat


    A master of disguise, this suspect
    will be difficult to spot. Look for
    the blotchy brown areas on the
    rear of the pants.


  • Suspect's voice sample: "Random Voice"


    WANTED


  • THE COFFIN DANCER
  • Wanted for:     Criminal Narcissism
  • Current Charges: Felony Levels of
                                      Self-Aggrandizement


    Last seen polishing mirrors in public restrooms. Consider this suspect arrogant and extremely obnoxious!


    WANTED


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    WANTED

  • Gotta keep 'em seperated

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