|Cat Bot Strike Ends with Signing of Historic Agreement|
|Posted by Toonces T. Cat on Wednesday, December 20th, 10:00 AM CDT|
[DC] Hawk, the interim negotiator said, "[DC] Cat-Dog is uniquely qualified to handle situations like this. He's half cat, half dog and looks like a blind human. Who could possibly be better suited to understand all of the issues in this dispute?" It was obvious to all parties that [DC] Cat-Dog would be totally immune from accusations that he was only seeing the matter from one side.
When asked for a comment El Gato Diablo said, "See it from both sides…What the hell are you talking about? Cat-Dog is as blind as a bat…He can't see things from either side. But hey, he is half cat so we're going to go with it."
After hours of secret negotiations, five orders of cheap pizza, several 12-packs of Colt .45 malt liquor, and a single six-pack of Tequiza requested by Cat-Dog, the group emerged with the signed document. All of the points contained in the earlier contract will still be in force and a few additional items have been added. Most of the new points deal with the compensation and benefits packages, but one item will undoubtedly be a source of lingering controversy. The Dog Bots proved to be very popular with both the players and the fans. The Cat Bots have agreed that ten members of their union will move to the Dead Kitty's UT Server and ten of the Dog Bots will have permanent status on the Stuffed Cats Inc. machine.
Lead Dog-Bot Archie commented, "It's just great that some of our guys will be playing full-time on the Stuffed Cats Inc. Server…It's a real honor to play on a machine of that caliber. It's going to be rough on the Cat-Bots being sent down to the minors. What else can I say…We showed management that we're ready for prime-time."
As the group broke up to prepare for tonight's games, [DC] Cat-Dog was heard saying, "Get me some aspirin…lot's of aspirin…and hurry!"
|One New CTF Map Tonight: CTF-Where Eagles Dare|
|Posted by Toonces T. Cat on Monday, December 18th, 5:00 PM CDT|
Yes indeed...It's just like the movie!
It runs unbelievably well for such a huge layout and I can't remember the last time I had this much fun with a map just playing against the bots. You can do some really neat stuff in CTF-Where Eagles Dare in low gravity...which I'll let y'all discover for yourselves.
Thanks go out to [DC] Tack for coming up with this little gem!
|Scab Bots Cross the Cat Bot Picket Line|
|Posted by Toonces T. Cat on Sunday, December 17th, 6:00 PM CDT|
[DC] Hawk and his new allies in CTF-A Dam Too Far
[DC] Hawk and Dog Bot Archie plan game strategy
[DC] Hawk has taken over as the lead negotiator for the Dead Cats after Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was arrested for pooping on the game maps. The regular spokesman for the Dead Cats, [DC] Spot, was unavailable for comment. Reportedly he is in Palm Beach, Florida taking a crash course in ballot design.
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